Preorder Dropshipped today!

Hey! My next book, Dropshipped, is available for preorder wherever books are sold.

This satirical creature feature showcases an unlikely duo; a crypto bro teen teams up with a lonely middle-aged mom in order to save the world! It’s gross, it’s apocalyptic, and it’s about online shopping!

What if you ordered a mundane item online and received something monstrous instead? 👀

With comparisons to Gremlins and Critters, I think it’s a lot of nostalgic fun despite the modern setting.

Preorder here!

New book coming in July 2025!

That’s right—Slashic Horror Press will be publishing my next silly and satirical novel, DROPSHIPPED, in July 2025.

This book is a creature feature reminiscent of Gremlins and Critters. A lonely mom orders a kitchen gadget online only to open the package to find something monstrous. The story follows both the mom and the enterprising, but misguided young man whose get-rich-quick business has sparked the apocalypse. It’s a lot of fun! I can’t wait to share it with you.

A cover reveal and preorder are coming soon. Stay tuned!

Pyramidia is available now!

My pyramid scheme horror novel, Pyramidia, is now available! Order here!

I’m very excited for this book to be out in the world. Check out some of the reviews and add it to your Goodreads lists!

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When Harriet moves to Bentwood to teach gifted students, her new life doesn’t go as planned. Between her haunted rental and her oddball neighbor, Lucy-who literally won’t go away—Harriet is left questioning her own sanity. The beautiful Kelsey, whom she meets at the farmers market, offers the distraction she needs. Well, that, and the town’s Multi-Level Marketing (MLM)—or pyramid—scheme.

The enigmatic group of women selling wellness in the form of Serenitea, with their perfect hair, flawless skin, and piercing eyes. She is drawn to the tea, the wellness, the tranquility….. So what if she has to sell a few bags of tea?

You have a new descendant.

Sinking deeper into Serenitea, Harriet can’t stop drinking the tea.

She keeps getting emails about new descendants—whatever the hell that means—and the gym teacher, Harold, is giving serious pervy vibes. Even Lucy joins the MLM despite claiming the women are vampires. None of that matters, though, because Serenitea makes her feel..well. Tranquil.

Until Lucy disappears and Harriet’s world begins to crumble.

Is Serenitea really a bunch of beautiful vampires? So what if they are? How far will Harriet go for tranquility?

Pyramidia available for preorder now!

Pyramidia, my pyramid scheme horror novel, is available for preorder NOW! It comes out February 15. I hope you enjoy reading this book as much as I enjoyed writing it. It’s a lot of fun.

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🩸 When Harriet moves to Bentwood to teach gifted students, her new life doesn’t go as planned. Between her haunted rental and her oddball neighbor, Lucy-who literally won’t go away—Harriet is left questioning her own sanity. The beautiful Kelsey, whom she meets at the farmers market, offers the distraction she needs. Well, that, and the town’s Multi-Level Marketing (MLM)—or pyramid—scheme.

The enigmatic group of women selling wellness in the form of Serenitea, with their perfect hair, flawless skin, and piercing eyes. She is drawn to the tea, the wellness, the tranquility….. So what if she has to sell a few bags of tea?

You have a new descendant.

Sinking deeper into Serenitea, Harriet can’t stop drinking the tea.

She keeps getting emails about new descendants-whatever the hell that means—and the gym teacher, Harold, is giving serious pervy vibes. Even Lucy joins the MLM despite claiming the women are vampires. None of that matters, though, because Serenitea makes her feel..well. Tranquil.

Until Lucy disappears and Harriet’s world begins to crumble.

Is Serenitea really a bunch of beautiful vampires? So what if they are? How far will Harriet go for tranquility?

Are you well? 🩸

New novel coming out in 2024!

I am thrilled to announce that my horror debut, PYRAMIDIA, is to be published in February by Slashic Horror Press!

Harriet hates pyramid schemes. They’re predatory and tear relationships apart. So when she moves to Bentwood and finds the town is overrun with MLMs and girl bosses, she’s horrified. It doesn’t help that her rental is haunted and one of the pyramid schemes seems to be run by literal vampires 🧛‍♀️ When her friend goes missing, Harriet teams up with the woman she loves to scale the pyramid, wooden stake in hand 🔪

It’s satirical, it’s spooky. It’s just a good time! You can add it to your “to read” lists on Goodreads now! Can’t wait until February! ❤️

Books of Horror Community Anthology Volume 4 Preorder Open!

My short story, “It’s My Birthday,” was selected for publication in Volume 4, Part 2 of the Books of Horror Community Anthology.

This book and part one are available for preorder now! They’ll be released on September 23, 2023.

My contribution is about a man struggling with intrusive thoughts and mirrors my own battles with the topic. Strange things keep happening and he’s wondering if perhaps he’s thinking these events into being. He’s got a special phrase he uses to clear his mind and prevent mayhem: “It’s my birthday.” I hope you enjoy it!

Hearth & Coffin: Consume

I’m super excited to announce my short story, “The Storage Closet at the Murray Public Library” was published by Hearth & Coffin! Check out the CONSUME issue for some seriously great pieces!

This is secretly my first published horror story (all my previous pieces have been “literary,” whatever that means). I’m very happy to be able to confidently call myself a horror author. I guess this piece is kinda cosmic, kinda weird. But I do think the closet is horrific. Let me know what you think!

Spirit Box – Free Short Story

Hi! Here’s a little tie-in to my novel, Singing All the Way Up. While it takes place years after the events in the book, it can be read before or after the novel.

For more information and to read the story, click here!

You’ll be asked to sign up for my newsletter to get the book. If you’re already subscribed, click here to download your free copy!

I’m super excited to share this as it’s the first glimpse into the world of Singing All the Way Up. I hope you enjoy!

Short Story: Maw, Christmas Morning

Rod Granger cleared his throat, a craggy, broken sound, and I topped off my drink – a few fingers of scotch with a splash of soda. I needed it for what was next. I shuffled past the ravaged table, all gristle and bone, and into the den. I settled onto an ottoman in the corner of the room, my brother and niece at my feet.

Some families might read The Night Before Christmas, maybe sing a little while Daddy plays the piano, but not us, oh no. Every year we congregated around Rod Granger and let him regale us with the tale of how he found his mother cold and dead on Christmas morning, seventy years ago. Every year it was the same – the slow climb up the stairs, the mother, dead in her bed, and the desperate run to the neighbors, crying for help, for someone to save her. It was a morbid tale, but it had been worn smooth with the years, no longer bit. The kids didn’t cry anymore.

Why we let him do it, I’m not sure. Could have been sympathy, could have been some dark joke, an excuse to get drunk, but we let him do it all the same. 

Rod wiped his mouth with the back of a weathered hand, folded them neatly in his lap. “I had to wait to open my presents,” he said. “I was just sitting there, staring at all that bright paper, waiting.”

 My lips moved involuntarily, miming along with Rod. I knew every word, every break for breath. I wondered if he rehearsed in the mirror or if it just rolled out of him, fully formed.

“I couldn’t take it anymore. I was only seven, you see. And I was meant to wait for my mother to wake up, but I couldn’t. That paper – it called to me.”

Lights twinkled on the mantle behind Rod’s head and a pair of magnetic skaters danced across their plastic lake. Someone coughed.

“So I crept up the stairs and down the hall. My mother’s room was at the end, and I could see from the crack beneath the door that it was dark; she still had her curtains drawn.”

I took a sip of my drink, winced at the sharpness of it.

“It wasn’t like her to sleep in, but Christmas isn’t a normal morning, is it? So I didn’t think much of it when I nudged the door open, found her sleeping. She was laying on her back.”

My uncle Ralph waggled his eyebrows at me from across the room, raised his glass.

“But she wasn’t sleeping,” he said, voice low. “I touched her arm and it was cold, stiff. I opened my mouth to scream and – and -”

I lowered my drink. It wasn’t like Rod to stumble.

 “And her mouth opened, so wide and dark.”

No. That’s not how it went. That’s not how it goes.

“And that maw kept growing, kept opening.”

I set my drink on the floor.