Preorder Dropshipped today!

Hey! My next book, Dropshipped, is available for preorder wherever books are sold.

This satirical creature feature showcases an unlikely duo; a crypto bro teen teams up with a lonely middle-aged mom in order to save the world! It’s gross, it’s apocalyptic, and it’s about online shopping!

What if you ordered a mundane item online and received something monstrous instead? 👀

With comparisons to Gremlins and Critters, I think it’s a lot of nostalgic fun despite the modern setting.

Preorder here!

New book coming in July 2025!

That’s right—Slashic Horror Press will be publishing my next silly and satirical novel, DROPSHIPPED, in July 2025.

This book is a creature feature reminiscent of Gremlins and Critters. A lonely mom orders a kitchen gadget online only to open the package to find something monstrous. The story follows both the mom and the enterprising, but misguided young man whose get-rich-quick business has sparked the apocalypse. It’s a lot of fun! I can’t wait to share it with you.

A cover reveal and preorder are coming soon. Stay tuned!

Pyramidia is available now!

My pyramid scheme horror novel, Pyramidia, is now available! Order here!

I’m very excited for this book to be out in the world. Check out some of the reviews and add it to your Goodreads lists!

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When Harriet moves to Bentwood to teach gifted students, her new life doesn’t go as planned. Between her haunted rental and her oddball neighbor, Lucy-who literally won’t go away—Harriet is left questioning her own sanity. The beautiful Kelsey, whom she meets at the farmers market, offers the distraction she needs. Well, that, and the town’s Multi-Level Marketing (MLM)—or pyramid—scheme.

The enigmatic group of women selling wellness in the form of Serenitea, with their perfect hair, flawless skin, and piercing eyes. She is drawn to the tea, the wellness, the tranquility….. So what if she has to sell a few bags of tea?

You have a new descendant.

Sinking deeper into Serenitea, Harriet can’t stop drinking the tea.

She keeps getting emails about new descendants—whatever the hell that means—and the gym teacher, Harold, is giving serious pervy vibes. Even Lucy joins the MLM despite claiming the women are vampires. None of that matters, though, because Serenitea makes her feel..well. Tranquil.

Until Lucy disappears and Harriet’s world begins to crumble.

Is Serenitea really a bunch of beautiful vampires? So what if they are? How far will Harriet go for tranquility?

Live book launch!

Join us for a live book launch on Instagram! On February 15 at 7pm EST I’ll be chatting with David-Jack Fletcher from Slashic Horror Press and author Angela Sylvaine. We’ll be celebrating the publication of my pyramid scheme horror novel, Pyramidia!

Make sure you follow @slashichorrorpress, @stephsandersjacob, and @angela_sylvaine!

I hope to see you there!

Pyramidia available for preorder now!

Pyramidia, my pyramid scheme horror novel, is available for preorder NOW! It comes out February 15. I hope you enjoy reading this book as much as I enjoyed writing it. It’s a lot of fun.

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🩸 When Harriet moves to Bentwood to teach gifted students, her new life doesn’t go as planned. Between her haunted rental and her oddball neighbor, Lucy-who literally won’t go away—Harriet is left questioning her own sanity. The beautiful Kelsey, whom she meets at the farmers market, offers the distraction she needs. Well, that, and the town’s Multi-Level Marketing (MLM)—or pyramid—scheme.

The enigmatic group of women selling wellness in the form of Serenitea, with their perfect hair, flawless skin, and piercing eyes. She is drawn to the tea, the wellness, the tranquility….. So what if she has to sell a few bags of tea?

You have a new descendant.

Sinking deeper into Serenitea, Harriet can’t stop drinking the tea.

She keeps getting emails about new descendants-whatever the hell that means—and the gym teacher, Harold, is giving serious pervy vibes. Even Lucy joins the MLM despite claiming the women are vampires. None of that matters, though, because Serenitea makes her feel..well. Tranquil.

Until Lucy disappears and Harriet’s world begins to crumble.

Is Serenitea really a bunch of beautiful vampires? So what if they are? How far will Harriet go for tranquility?

Are you well? 🩸

New novel coming out in 2024!

I am thrilled to announce that my horror debut, PYRAMIDIA, is to be published in February by Slashic Horror Press!

Harriet hates pyramid schemes. They’re predatory and tear relationships apart. So when she moves to Bentwood and finds the town is overrun with MLMs and girl bosses, she’s horrified. It doesn’t help that her rental is haunted and one of the pyramid schemes seems to be run by literal vampires 🧛‍♀️ When her friend goes missing, Harriet teams up with the woman she loves to scale the pyramid, wooden stake in hand 🔪

It’s satirical, it’s spooky. It’s just a good time! You can add it to your “to read” lists on Goodreads now! Can’t wait until February! ❤️

Hearth & Coffin: Consume

I’m super excited to announce my short story, “The Storage Closet at the Murray Public Library” was published by Hearth & Coffin! Check out the CONSUME issue for some seriously great pieces!

This is secretly my first published horror story (all my previous pieces have been “literary,” whatever that means). I’m very happy to be able to confidently call myself a horror author. I guess this piece is kinda cosmic, kinda weird. But I do think the closet is horrific. Let me know what you think!

Singing All the Way Up is coming July 2023!

Here’s an exciting update: My debut novel, Singing All the Way Up, has a tentative release date of July 2023.

I’ll let you know when an exact day is set.

It’ll be available on Kindle and in paperback with a preorder period before release.

I just added a page to the website all about the book, so take a look and see if it’s up your alley!

Announcement!

I’m very excited to announce that my novel, tentatively titled Singing All the Way Up, is to be published by No Bad Books Press!

It’s the story of a young girl who may or may not have been abducted by aliens. Her parents tell her it happened, and benefit from the resulting fame, but she has no memory of the event. Is she deceiving everyone? Why does something she can’t remember hurt so much?

Interspersed with real UFO accounts, the book explores truth and belief.

I’ll let you know when a date is set 🙂