author of horror and weird fiction
Cowboy Coven, my weird western about love, witchcraft, and what may or may not be Mothman is set to come out in 2027 with Quill & Crow Publishing House! Stay tuned for more information!
This book has been through a lot so I’m happy to see it find a good home.
Hey! My next book, Dropshipped, is available for preorder wherever books are sold.
This satirical creature feature showcases an unlikely duo; a crypto bro teen teams up with a lonely middle-aged mom in order to save the world! It’s gross, it’s apocalyptic, and it’s about online shopping!
What if you ordered a mundane item online and received something monstrous instead? 👀
With comparisons to Gremlins and Critters, I think it’s a lot of nostalgic fun despite the modern setting.
That’s right—Slashic Horror Press will be publishing my next silly and satirical novel, DROPSHIPPED, in July 2025.
This book is a creature feature reminiscent of Gremlins and Critters. A lonely mom orders a kitchen gadget online only to open the package to find something monstrous. The story follows both the mom and the enterprising, but misguided young man whose get-rich-quick business has sparked the apocalypse. It’s a lot of fun! I can’t wait to share it with you.
A cover reveal and preorder are coming soon. Stay tuned!
My pyramid scheme horror novel, Pyramidia, is now available! Order here!
I’m very excited for this book to be out in the world. Check out some of the reviews and add it to your Goodreads lists!
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When Harriet moves to Bentwood to teach gifted students, her new life doesn’t go as planned. Between her haunted rental and her oddball neighbor, Lucy-who literally won’t go away—Harriet is left questioning her own sanity. The beautiful Kelsey, whom she meets at the farmers market, offers the distraction she needs. Well, that, and the town’s Multi-Level Marketing (MLM)—or pyramid—scheme.
The enigmatic group of women selling wellness in the form of Serenitea, with their perfect hair, flawless skin, and piercing eyes. She is drawn to the tea, the wellness, the tranquility….. So what if she has to sell a few bags of tea?
You have a new descendant.
Sinking deeper into Serenitea, Harriet can’t stop drinking the tea.
She keeps getting emails about new descendants—whatever the hell that means—and the gym teacher, Harold, is giving serious pervy vibes. Even Lucy joins the MLM despite claiming the women are vampires. None of that matters, though, because Serenitea makes her feel..well. Tranquil.
Until Lucy disappears and Harriet’s world begins to crumble.
Is Serenitea really a bunch of beautiful vampires? So what if they are? How far will Harriet go for tranquility?
Pyramidia, my pyramid scheme horror novel, is available for preorder NOW! It comes out February 15. I hope you enjoy reading this book as much as I enjoyed writing it. It’s a lot of fun.
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🩸 When Harriet moves to Bentwood to teach gifted students, her new life doesn’t go as planned. Between her haunted rental and her oddball neighbor, Lucy-who literally won’t go away—Harriet is left questioning her own sanity. The beautiful Kelsey, whom she meets at the farmers market, offers the distraction she needs. Well, that, and the town’s Multi-Level Marketing (MLM)—or pyramid—scheme.
The enigmatic group of women selling wellness in the form of Serenitea, with their perfect hair, flawless skin, and piercing eyes. She is drawn to the tea, the wellness, the tranquility….. So what if she has to sell a few bags of tea?
You have a new descendant.
Sinking deeper into Serenitea, Harriet can’t stop drinking the tea.
She keeps getting emails about new descendants-whatever the hell that means—and the gym teacher, Harold, is giving serious pervy vibes. Even Lucy joins the MLM despite claiming the women are vampires. None of that matters, though, because Serenitea makes her feel..well. Tranquil.
Until Lucy disappears and Harriet’s world begins to crumble.
Is Serenitea really a bunch of beautiful vampires? So what if they are? How far will Harriet go for tranquility?
Are you well? 🩸
I am thrilled to announce that my horror debut, PYRAMIDIA, is to be published in February by Slashic Horror Press!
Harriet hates pyramid schemes. They’re predatory and tear relationships apart. So when she moves to Bentwood and finds the town is overrun with MLMs and girl bosses, she’s horrified. It doesn’t help that her rental is haunted and one of the pyramid schemes seems to be run by literal vampires 🧛♀️ When her friend goes missing, Harriet teams up with the woman she loves to scale the pyramid, wooden stake in hand 🔪
It’s satirical, it’s spooky. It’s just a good time! You can add it to your “to read” lists on Goodreads now! Can’t wait until February! ❤️
Surprise! You can now preorder the Kindle edition of Singing All the Way Up on Amazon. The ebook will be delivered to your Kindle on June 28–a whole two weeks before the paperback arrives! Don’t forget to leave a review.
Paperback preorder still starts June 28!
If you’re looking for something moody with a little X-Files intrigue, this might be the book for you!
Laura is an alien abductee, but rather than screaming as she’s drawn into the UFO, she’s singing. Or so she’s told. Seeking opportunity, Laura’s father turns her into a child star, forcing Laura to perform her song to UFO devotees. But when he dies, and the money runs out, her mothersells her to a freak show.
Within a stinking tour bus, a fire dancer, a psychic, and a time traveler force Laura to unravel the truth. Was she actually abducted, one of the chosen few to be given a glimpse of what’s beyond the stars? Or is she just a publicity stunt, forced into the light by those willing todestroy a little girl’s ordinary life?
Singing All the Way Up is the story of extraordinary transformation. It’s a story of our search for the truth and the horrors hiding within ourselves and within the stars.
My debut novel has a release date! July 12! With preorders opening June 28 on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
Laura is an alien abductee, a little girl seen hovering beneath a spacecraft. But instead of screaming, she’s singing–singing all the way up. Or so she’s told. Her father transforms Laura into the family’s piggybank, forcing her to perform for UFO fanatics. But when he dies, and the money runs out, her mother sells her to a freak show.
Within a stinking tour bus, a fire dancer, a psychic, and a time traveler force Laura to unravel the truth. Was she actually abducted, one of the chosen few to be given a glimpse of what’s beyond the stars? Or is she just a publicity stunt, forced into the light by those willing to destroy a little girl’s ordinary life?
Here’s an exciting update: My debut novel, Singing All the Way Up, has a tentative release date of July 2023.
I’ll let you know when an exact day is set.
It’ll be available on Kindle and in paperback with a preorder period before release.
I just added a page to the website all about the book, so take a look and see if it’s up your alley!
I’m very excited to announce that my novel, tentatively titled Singing All the Way Up, is to be published by No Bad Books Press!
It’s the story of a young girl who may or may not have been abducted by aliens. Her parents tell her it happened, and benefit from the resulting fame, but she has no memory of the event. Is she deceiving everyone? Why does something she can’t remember hurt so much?
Interspersed with real UFO accounts, the book explores truth and belief.
I’ll let you know when a date is set 🙂
Stephanie Sanders-Jacob